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(nonexistant) love life update :D
1 min read
I know how much you guys must love hearing all about my lame adorations.
i went to the library to get books for my art final piece, and ELLIOT AND BRYN TURNED UP.
and Elliot went to the library with me instead of meeting up with Toby (good sign eh) and we made a tonne of noise and found a little lost boy and some old guy was chatting to be about art and stuff, and we couldn't find any books on mermaids (boo) even when we asked a helper for help D:
but yeah, it was sweet.
and i was worrying that me and him wouldnt get on as well out of school, but he was super nice and hilarious too
i went to the library to get books for my art final piece, and ELLIOT AND BRYN TURNED UP.
and Elliot went to the library with me instead of meeting up with Toby (good sign eh) and we made a tonne of noise and found a little lost boy and some old guy was chatting to be about art and stuff, and we couldn't find any books on mermaids (boo) even when we asked a helper for help D:
but yeah, it was sweet.
and i was worrying that me and him wouldnt get on as well out of school, but he was super nice and hilarious too
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Should i?
1 min read
1. tell elliot he is perfecto and lovelyjubbly
2. never tell him
3. wait untill i am better, and my hair is not lesbian
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1. consentrate on art homework
2. consentrate on photography project
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1. tell everyone i only have one chemo left, so they are prepared for short hair
2. tell everyone when i've finished treatment
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1. kiss someone nice
2. or lick a rock
3. or both
don't worry guys, the last part is from a song, my bran is full of regina spektor lyrics, i have no space for maths. (it all makes sense now!)
2. never tell him
3. wait untill i am better, and my hair is not lesbian
-
1. consentrate on art homework
2. consentrate on photography project
-
1. tell everyone i only have one chemo left, so they are prepared for short hair
2. tell everyone when i've finished treatment
-
1. kiss someone nice
2. or lick a rock
3. or both
don't worry guys, the last part is from a song, my bran is full of regina spektor lyrics, i have no space for maths. (it all makes sense now!)
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The spiders will eat you up lovely.
1 min read
if the spiders find you, the spiders will eat you up lovely
because they like the taste of honey
honeyhoneyskin
if the moths find you, they'll fly right into your eyes
because they like light, and your eyes are full of splinters of the sun
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Oh the lovely-ness of cancer, making you love me
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this is a bit pretty. i might make it propper.
because they like the taste of honey
honeyhoneyskin
if the moths find you, they'll fly right into your eyes
because they like light, and your eyes are full of splinters of the sun
-
Oh the lovely-ness of cancer, making you love me
-
this is a bit pretty. i might make it propper.
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I'm English and AUSTRALIAN?!
6 min read
LOL
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 5
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. a Lil Bit
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing
Total: 2
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.
Total: 2
○● A S I A N ○●
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 3
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 4
○● D U T C H ○●
[] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 4
○● A R A B ○●
[] You are a patriot.
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english"
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned.
[] You have a black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total: 1
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 5
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. a Lil Bit
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing
Total: 2
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.
Total: 2
○● A S I A N ○●
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 3
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 4
○● D U T C H ○●
[] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 4
○● A R A B ○●
[] You are a patriot.
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english"
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned.
[] You have a black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total: 1
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c.t
1 min read
I want to lean over and press pause so i have some time to think , so everything stays the same for a while.
So i could run to each of my friends house's and tell them whatever i had waiting in my heart for them.
So i couldn't get any worse, nothing could proceed.
If everything just stopped, we could stay under the stars together and be warm.
If everything stopped i could tell you exactly how i felt about you.
And if it went wrong i could press stop.
So i could run to each of my friends house's and tell them whatever i had waiting in my heart for them.
So i couldn't get any worse, nothing could proceed.
If everything just stopped, we could stay under the stars together and be warm.
If everything stopped i could tell you exactly how i felt about you.
And if it went wrong i could press stop.
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